Not since Lisa Simpson has a goody two-shoes had such dark socks, and thank the fallen angel Satan for that because there hasn't been a fit female vampire since Regine Dandridge in Fright Night 2.
Fellow Fat Lace contributor and Northampton's answer to Bol (replacing the Gin Blossoms with some 90s British indie band, and substituting Bun B and Lupe Fiasco for Claude Carpentieri and Wes "Blow The Whistle" Butters, obviously) Dom P went to school with the new Dr Who Matt Smith, you know. You might imagine the teenage Smith as being a sensitive young man who came to life on the dancefloor of his local indie disco to the sound of The Strokes, but apparently he was bang into UK Garage. If any Dr Who fans find this post, they might want to use the comment section to make their own shit jokes about UK Garage and the Jon Pertwee era Whomobile Bessie.
The best songs with the word Red in their title :
Prince - Little Red Corvette
Basically, Prince's run from 1980 to 1989 > everybody else ever.
Goblin - Deep Red
It's unfortunate that precisely 97% of Argento's putput since the 89s has been deep-brown, but it's a travesty that a combination of miscrossed wires and bad weather forced me to miss the nearest Goblin show on their European reunion tour last year.
Juelz Santana - Red Bandana
Other than Mic Check why couldn't the kid ever make anything this good on either of his turgid solo albums?
Minor Threat - Seeing Red
Ian MacKaye is a weird one. Minus booze and drugs he comes up with these amazing groups like Minor Threat, Pailhead and Fugazi, but when he finally discovers booze, weed and - alledgedly - coke, he comes up with wet drivel like The Evens, a group who are less Electric Ladyland and more Acoustic Bitchzone.
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No MF love for Jayma Mays? More Matt Smith goss: dude was totally convinced that was a ghost in that one "Three Men and a Baby" scene, no matter how many times you told him it was a cardboard cutout of Ted Danson. Thanks for posting this though, reminds me I need to pull my finger out and start a) bringing ILB heat daily and b) as part of that liveblog an episode of Dr Who in an attempt to spot any Northamptonian influence in it. Shout outs to Buddies' American Diner or references to how Alan Moore stinks of piss irl.
The Dr Who liveblog post really needs to happen.
Jayma Mays has a weird American pubescent version of a token redhead presenter on one of the late night Sky quiz channels look which I can't quite compute.
I once read in Popbitch that this Matt Smith breh is rocking a horse cock. This true bro?
My new thing is short girls with really curly ginger hair.
à la http://twitter.com/KatyBMusic
Oh I love a couple of things on From Me To U. Such as, Santana's Town, Okay Okay, and Monster Music. I also like, from the second album, Murda Murda, Oh Yes, Clockwork, Make It Work For You. If you want to read something hilarious though, From Me To U's wikipedia page... someone decided to do a track by track synopsis. For example:
"Why" emphasizes the reason why Juelz sees himself bringing a different perspective and style to Hip-Hop as the sample voice in the background continually asks him, "why?"
Hah. That's fucking gold.
Not sure about her, 2Shin. Gingers need straight hair or they're a bit too Mick Hucknall, imo.
When my puddle-jumping bro from back home came out in sixth form, Smithy was always pretty enthusiastic when it came to asking him questions, and not just in a "lol how many pillows you get through in a year lol" way. He also never had a girlfriend in sixth form, and not just in a "is a fattey with hair like Mauro Camoranesi" way like the rest of us. And he has spent four years acting in the theatre. tbh, it'd be nice to have a better homo from the N-Town than Alan Carr, so I'd fully support any gay tendencies Matt Smith has.
Man, it's too much to process that both Dr Who and Guru might be bennies.
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